Master wine etiquette and vocabulary with this fun guide for ESL students. Learn to compliment wine, avoid faux pas (false steps), and inpress any host – all while boosting your English skills!
So you’ve been invited to someone’s home for dinner, and your host proudly presents a bottle of wine.
You take a sip, and suddenly, you’re faced with a dilemma: How do you compliment the wine in English without sounding like you’re auditioning for a sommelier reality show or accidentally insulting their beloved vintage?
Fear not, dear ESL students, for I, Madam Vinette, am here to guide you through this delicate social dance.
1. The Classic Compliment (Beginner Level)
Start with the basics. A simple, “The wine is lovely!” works wonders. It’s short, sweet, and impossible to mispronounce.
If you’re feeling fancy, you can upgrade to: “This is delicious!”. Just avoid saying, “This wine is … interesting”, unless you want your host to think you’re secretly judging them.
2. The Curious Question (Intermediate Level)
If you’re feeling adventurous, ask “What’s the story behind this wine?” This not only shows interest but also gives your host a chance to shine.
If they say, “It’s from France”, you can respond with, “Ah, très chic!” even if you’re not entirely sure what that means. Bonus points if they actually know the story and didn’t just say, “It was on sale at the grocery store.”
3. The Flattering Comparison (Advanced Level)
Compare the wine to something universally adored, like, “This is as smooth as my grandma’s apple pie crust.”
Just avoid comparing it to your ex’s personality. If you’re mot confident with metaphors, stick to, “This reminds me of something special, but I can’t quite place it.” Mysterious and flattering!
4. The Sensory Shoutout (Expert Level)
If you’re feeling fancy, mention a specific note you detect, like, “I’m getting a hint of…cherries? Or maybe dark chocolate?”
Even if you’re completely wrong, your host will be impressed that you’re trying. And if they correct you, just smile and say, “Ah, yes, I see that now. How sophisticated!”
Pro tip: If you’re not sure what to say, “fruity” and “smooth” are safe bets.
5. The Humble Hedge (Diplomatic Level)
If the wine isn’t exactly your cup of tea (or glass of wine), you can still be polite. Try, “This is so unique – I’ve never tasted anything quite like it!” It’s diplomatic, it’s kind, and it doesn’t require you to lie through your teeth.
If all else fails, just say, “Wow, this is … wine!” and quickly take another sip.
6. The Gratitude Gambit (Universal level)
Never underestimate the power of a heartfelt “Thank you,” A simple “This is such a treat – thank you for sharing this with us” is always a winner.
It’s not about the wine; it’s about the gesture. And if you’re still nervous, remember: A smile and a raised glass translate perfectly in every language.
Madam Vinette’s Etiquette and Vocabulary Test
Dear students!
Welcome to Madam Vinette’s exclusive test on wine etiquette and vocabulary! This is your chance to prove you’ve mastered the art of sounding sophisticated without accidentally insulting your host’s prized bottle. Let’s begin!
Section 1. “The Tannic Tango” – Multiple Choice (Choose The Best Answer)
Dance your way through these questions like a pro swirling a glass of Cabernet. Just don’t step on any toes!
- Your host serves a glass of red wine. You take a sip and say:
- a) “This tastes like grape juice gone bad.”
- b) “This is lovely! What’s the story behind it?”
- c) “I only drink champagne. Do you have any?”
- The wine has a strong, earthy flavor. You describe it as:
- a) “Dirt, but fancy.”
- b) “Earthy and complex, like a walk in the forest.”
- c) “Did you filter it through a sock?”
- Your host asks if you like the wine. You respond:
- a) “It’s…interesting.’
- b) “It’s so unique – I’ve never tasted anything like it!”
- c) “Do you have any ketchup to mix with this?”
Section 2. “The Velvety Vocabulary Vault” – Matching (Match The Word To Its Meaning)
Unlock the secrets of wine vocabulary like a sommelier with a magic key. Just don’t get lost in the cellar!
- Tannic
- Velvety
- Oaky
- Savory
- Brambly
- a) Smooth and rich, like your favourite blanket.
- b) Tastes like herbs, spices, or umami, not sweet.
- c) A bit astringent, like strong tea,
- d) Wild and berry-like, like a blackberry bush.
- e) Smells like vanilla or toast from oak barrels.
Section 3. “The Oaky Improv”- Role Play (Practice Your Skills)
Imagine you’re at a dinner party. Your host hands you a glass of wine and says, “I hope you like it!” Write down:
- A compliment about the wine
- A curious question to ask your host.
- A funny but polite response if you don’t like the wine.
Answer Key (Because Madam Vinnete is Generous)
- Section 1: 1b, 2b, 3b
- Section 2: 1c, 2a, 3e, 4b, 5d
Congratulations! If you passed this test, you’re ready to charm any host with your wine etiquette and vocabulary. If you failed, don’t worry – just stick to – “This is lovely!” and keep practicing. Remember: the best compliment is always a smile and a heartfelt “Thank you!”
